she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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