yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize