IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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