Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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