used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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