toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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