I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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