she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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