I want to have your abortion
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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