I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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