I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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