the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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