My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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