hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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