Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
and you fell through a lawn chair
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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