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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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