I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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