Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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