erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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