office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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