Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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