Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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