The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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