Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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