we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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