Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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