Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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