I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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