He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I need to align my fucking chakras
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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