Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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