u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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