Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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