I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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