That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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