That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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