booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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