She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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