you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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