weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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