Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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