I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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