can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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