I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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