I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
