Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I cockslap morals
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize