Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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