I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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