I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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