what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
only you would photoshop your dick
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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