your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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