i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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