we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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