I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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