doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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